Many on the political left are angry with the United States House of Representatives for the passage of a truly henious bit of nonsense. In particular, the House Democratic leadership is taking heat for their capitulating and cowardly response to one of the most pressing issues of our time.
I speak of course of this:
Congratulating and recognizing Mr. Juan Antonio Chi-Chi Rodriguez for his continued success on and off the golf course, for his generosity and devotion to charity, and for his exemplary dedication to the intellectual and moral growth of thousands of low-income and disadvantaged youth in our country.
How dare they? Do these people truly have no shame?
Wait, what did you think I was talking about?
