An open message to one of our cats

I understand that my laptop keyboard is a warm place to perch. I’m even willing to overlook your occasional contribution to a document or email. But please, edit your work. Everyone knows “gtfrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrw” only has fifty-seven ‘r’s.

One down

December 1, 8:25 a.m.: “Christmas Wrapping” played on 94.7 WMAS out of Springfield, MA.

(Disturbingly, my obsessive quest to find/hear this damn song resulted in hearing “Dominic the Donkey” three times. This is what is known as an unintended consequence. I may need to rethink my approach to hearing “Christmas in Hollis” on the radio.)

Your holiday season may now begin. Please exercise all due caution when engaging in the decking of any halls that may be yours to deck.