The goddamn Batman!
Robin kicks Green Lantern’s ass
Then the heroes cry
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Shirtless Greeks at war
Less campy than expected
The king shouts — a lot
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Future Disney World
Preserve the Haunted Mansion
Murder and intrigue
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Vlad Taltos returns
Interferes with the Jhereg
Enjoys a great meal
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Builder and killer
Destinies shaped by the Fair
Chicago’s moment
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Time is out of joint
Sam Vimes gets stuck in the past
Still does his duty
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Nineteen Forty-Five
Butchers, cops, Nazis and spies
Chase around Detroit
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A series of farts
Sets off a Maguffin chase
To prevent a war
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Strychnine all around
But who is the poisoner?
Hercule Poirot knows
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Pass the onion rings
An ending, but not The End
Don’t stop believin’
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Big book of cartoons
Not as good as The Far Side
New Yorker absurd
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Awesome, awesome, awe-
Some, awesome, awesome, awesome
Awesome, awesome, awe…
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Crime procedural
Great score by Lalo Schifrin
Terrific car chase
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Bastard? Hero? Both?
A warrior out of time
Flawless work by Scott
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Chimeric hipster
Changes form and saves the day
Jealous caveman schemes
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Roger is a jerk
Cast’s a bit long in the tooth
Songs are quite good, though
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Bad guys get punched hard
The good guys bicker a lot
Many things explode
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A vision restored
More backstory, more Jor-El
Compelling, but flawed
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